playing dumb
cheating
hurting my friends
homophobia
denying climate change
those auto generated horoscope tweets
calling yourself a “social media expert”
trump
racism
disrespecting others
bros
unnecessary group facebook messages
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
using IE6 (or IE8)
being rude
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
not caring about others around you
telemarketing calls
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
self righteousness
littering
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
stealing
bluetooth douche bags
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punching me in the face
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
stupidity
taking my stuff
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
lying
putting QR codes on your website
hitch balls
not thinking about others around you
auto DM’s
not following through with things you commit to
not listening
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
being a douchebag
not taking responsibility for your actions
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
irresponsibility
cutting me off in traffic
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
asking me to put a QR code on your website
cutting in front of me in line