things that make me want to punch you in the face

playing dumb

cheating

hurting my friends

homophobia

denying climate change

those auto generated horoscope tweets

calling yourself a “social media expert”

trump

racism

disrespecting others

bros

unnecessary group facebook messages

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

using IE6 (or IE8)

being rude

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

not caring about others around you

telemarketing calls

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

self righteousness

littering

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

stealing

bluetooth douche bags

punchintheface

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punching me in the face

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

stupidity

taking my stuff

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

lying

putting QR codes on your website

hitch balls

not thinking about others around you

auto DM’s

not following through with things you commit to

not listening

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

being a douchebag

not taking responsibility for your actions

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

irresponsibility

cutting me off in traffic

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

asking me to put a QR code on your website

cutting in front of me in line