adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
irresponsibility
trump
hitch balls
cutting me off in traffic
playing dumb
stealing
stupidity
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
bros
self righteousness
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
taking my stuff
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
not caring about others around you
lying
not thinking about others around you
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
hurting my friends
cheating
denying climate change
cutting in front of me in line
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
being a douchebag
unnecessary group facebook messages
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
being rude
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
telemarketing calls
not listening
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
those auto generated horoscope tweets
homophobia
asking me to put a QR code on your website
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
using IE6 (or IE8)
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punching me in the face
not taking responsibility for your actions
littering
not following through with things you commit to
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
putting QR codes on your website
bluetooth douche bags
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
racism
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
calling yourself a “social media expert”
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
disrespecting others
auto DM’s