tYPe lIk3 DiS..
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
lying
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
trump
hurting my friends
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
not following through with things you commit to
unnecessary group facebook messages
bros
denying climate change
taking my stuff
cutting in front of me in line
racism
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
those auto generated horoscope tweets
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
punching me in the face
auto DM’s
self righteousness
cutting me off in traffic
asking me to put a QR code on your website
being rude
cheating
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not thinking about others around you
littering
playing dumb
hitch balls
telemarketing calls
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
homophobia
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
irresponsibility
putting QR codes on your website
not caring about others around you
being a douchebag
disrespecting others
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
not listening
bluetooth douche bags
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
calling yourself a “social media expert”
stealing
stupidity
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
using IE6 (or IE8)
not taking responsibility for your actions
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument