things that make me want to punch you in the face

those auto generated horoscope tweets

homophobia

denying climate change

littering

cutting me off in traffic

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

using IE6 (or IE8)

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

disrespecting others

asking me to put a QR code on your website

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

stupidity

not caring about others around you

not taking responsibility for your actions

putting QR codes on your website

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

calling yourself a “social media expert”

cutting in front of me in line

hurting my friends

unnecessary group facebook messages

punching me in the face

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

lying

irresponsibility

hitch balls

stealing

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

taking my stuff

punchintheface

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trump

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

not following through with things you commit to

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

auto DM’s

cheating

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

not thinking about others around you

self righteousness

bluetooth douche bags

being a douchebag

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

not listening

telemarketing calls

bros

playing dumb

being rude

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

racism

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you