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cutting in front of me in line
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
bros
littering
not following through with things you commit to
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
not caring about others around you
being a douchebag
telemarketing calls
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
those auto generated horoscope tweets
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
putting QR codes on your website
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
not listening
calling yourself a “social media expert”
bluetooth douche bags
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
being rude
lying
stupidity
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
unnecessary group facebook messages
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
not taking responsibility for your actions
hitch balls
irresponsibility
denying climate change
stealing
asking me to put a QR code on your website
taking my stuff
punching me in the face
using IE6 (or IE8)
trump
self righteousness
not thinking about others around you
cheating
auto DM’s
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
hurting my friends
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
cutting me off in traffic
playing dumb
homophobia
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
disrespecting others
racism