those auto generated horoscope tweets
homophobia
denying climate change
littering
cutting me off in traffic
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
using IE6 (or IE8)
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
disrespecting others
asking me to put a QR code on your website
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
stupidity
not caring about others around you
not taking responsibility for your actions
putting QR codes on your website
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
calling yourself a “social media expert”
cutting in front of me in line
hurting my friends
unnecessary group facebook messages
punching me in the face
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
lying
irresponsibility
hitch balls
stealing
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
taking my stuff
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trump
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
not following through with things you commit to
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
auto DM’s
cheating
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
not thinking about others around you
self righteousness
bluetooth douche bags
being a douchebag
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
not listening
telemarketing calls
bros
playing dumb
being rude
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
racism
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you