checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
cutting in front of me in line
trump
not following through with things you commit to
being a douchebag
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
using IE6 (or IE8)
asking me to put a QR code on your website
calling yourself a “social media expert”
cutting me off in traffic
denying climate change
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
not thinking about others around you
bros
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
lying
not caring about others around you
disrespecting others
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
irresponsibility
not listening
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being rude
stupidity
putting QR codes on your website
homophobia
those auto generated horoscope tweets
unnecessary group facebook messages
bluetooth douche bags
not taking responsibility for your actions
littering
cheating
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
racism
auto DM’s
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
stealing
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
playing dumb
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
taking my stuff
telemarketing calls
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
punching me in the face
hitch balls
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
hurting my friends
self righteousness
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items