things that make me want to punch you in the face

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

cutting in front of me in line

trump

not following through with things you commit to

being a douchebag

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

using IE6 (or IE8)

asking me to put a QR code on your website

calling yourself a “social media expert”

cutting me off in traffic

denying climate change

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

not thinking about others around you

bros

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

lying

not caring about others around you

disrespecting others

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

irresponsibility

not listening

punchintheface

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being rude

stupidity

putting QR codes on your website

homophobia

those auto generated horoscope tweets

unnecessary group facebook messages

bluetooth douche bags

not taking responsibility for your actions

littering

cheating

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

racism

auto DM’s

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

stealing

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

playing dumb

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

taking my stuff

telemarketing calls

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

punching me in the face

hitch balls

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

hurting my friends

self righteousness

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items