using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
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irresponsibility
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
playing dumb
not taking responsibility for your actions
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
putting QR codes on your website
punching me in the face
using IE6 (or IE8)
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
hurting my friends
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
being a douchebag
being rude
asking me to put a QR code on your website
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
not caring about others around you
trump
disrespecting others
auto DM’s
telemarketing calls
not listening
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
not following through with things you commit to
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
littering
bros
racism
homophobia
denying climate change
calling yourself a “social media expert”
taking my stuff
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
cheating
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
self righteousness
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
those auto generated horoscope tweets
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
stealing
hitch balls
cutting in front of me in line
cutting me off in traffic
not thinking about others around you
lying
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
bluetooth douche bags
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
stupidity
unnecessary group facebook messages