racism
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
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lying
putting QR codes on your website
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
hitch balls
taking my stuff
calling yourself a “social media expert”
trump
homophobia
playing dumb
not thinking about others around you
asking me to put a QR code on your website
bros
cutting in front of me in line
cutting me off in traffic
self righteousness
those auto generated horoscope tweets
hurting my friends
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
disrespecting others
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
littering
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
not listening
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
irresponsibility
denying climate change
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
being rude
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
not caring about others around you
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
telemarketing calls
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
unnecessary group facebook messages
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
not taking responsibility for your actions
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
bluetooth douche bags
being a douchebag
stupidity
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
not following through with things you commit to
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
punching me in the face
using IE6 (or IE8)
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
cheating
stealing
auto DM’s