irresponsibility
not listening
telemarketing calls
playing dumb
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
cheating
cutting me off in traffic
auto DM’s
bros
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
lying
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
those auto generated horoscope tweets
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
punching me in the face
denying climate change
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
putting QR codes on your website
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
racism
not taking responsibility for your actions
being rude
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
homophobia
not caring about others around you
bluetooth douche bags
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calling yourself a “social media expert”
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
not following through with things you commit to
disrespecting others
not thinking about others around you
unnecessary group facebook messages
cutting in front of me in line
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
stupidity
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
trump
using IE6 (or IE8)
littering
being a douchebag
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
hurting my friends
hitch balls
taking my stuff
asking me to put a QR code on your website
self righteousness
stealing