things that make me want to punch you in the face

irresponsibility

not listening

telemarketing calls

playing dumb

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

cheating

cutting me off in traffic

auto DM’s

bros

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

lying

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

those auto generated horoscope tweets

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

punching me in the face

denying climate change

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

putting QR codes on your website

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

racism

not taking responsibility for your actions

being rude

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

homophobia

not caring about others around you

bluetooth douche bags

punchintheface

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calling yourself a “social media expert”

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

not following through with things you commit to

disrespecting others

not thinking about others around you

unnecessary group facebook messages

cutting in front of me in line

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

stupidity

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

trump

using IE6 (or IE8)

littering

being a douchebag

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

hurting my friends

hitch balls

taking my stuff

asking me to put a QR code on your website

self righteousness

stealing