things that make me want to punch you in the face

taking my stuff

trump

not caring about others around you

littering

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

punchintheface

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being rude

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

racism

not thinking about others around you

auto DM’s

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

hitch balls

asking me to put a QR code on your website

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

those auto generated horoscope tweets

stealing

not taking responsibility for your actions

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

irresponsibility

bros

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

cheating

telemarketing calls

bluetooth douche bags

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

playing dumb

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

hurting my friends

cutting me off in traffic

using IE6 (or IE8)

putting QR codes on your website

disrespecting others

punching me in the face

cutting in front of me in line

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

self righteousness

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

being a douchebag

denying climate change

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

calling yourself a “social media expert”

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

lying

homophobia

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

not listening

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

not following through with things you commit to

unnecessary group facebook messages

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

stupidity

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all