things that make me want to punch you in the face

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

bluetooth douche bags

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

cheating

irresponsibility

not following through with things you commit to

auto DM’s

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

using IE6 (or IE8)

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

littering

not listening

denying climate change

lying

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

those auto generated horoscope tweets

hurting my friends

disrespecting others

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

homophobia

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

stealing

taking my stuff

trump

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

punching me in the face

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playing dumb

asking me to put a QR code on your website

being a douchebag

unnecessary group facebook messages

cutting me off in traffic

hitch balls

cutting in front of me in line

not taking responsibility for your actions

not thinking about others around you

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

putting QR codes on your website

stupidity

calling yourself a “social media expert”

telemarketing calls

racism

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

self righteousness

being rude

bros

punchintheface

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pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

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not caring about others around you