having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
bluetooth douche bags
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
cheating
irresponsibility
not following through with things you commit to
auto DM’s
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
using IE6 (or IE8)
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
littering
not listening
denying climate change
lying
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
those auto generated horoscope tweets
hurting my friends
disrespecting others
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
homophobia
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
stealing
taking my stuff
trump
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
punching me in the face
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
playing dumb
asking me to put a QR code on your website
being a douchebag
unnecessary group facebook messages
cutting me off in traffic
hitch balls
cutting in front of me in line
not taking responsibility for your actions
not thinking about others around you
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
putting QR codes on your website
stupidity
calling yourself a “social media expert”
telemarketing calls
racism
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
self righteousness
being rude
bros
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pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
not caring about others around you