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asking me to put a QR code on your website
not taking responsibility for your actions
cutting me off in traffic
bros
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
being a douchebag
not thinking about others around you
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
bluetooth douche bags
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
lying
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
littering
not caring about others around you
not listening
homophobia
racism
playing dumb
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
cutting in front of me in line
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
trump
cheating
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
those auto generated horoscope tweets
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
telemarketing calls
stealing
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
not following through with things you commit to
hurting my friends
taking my stuff
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
unnecessary group facebook messages
self righteousness
being rude
punching me in the face
stupidity
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
using IE6 (or IE8)
hitch balls
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
disrespecting others
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
denying climate change
auto DM’s
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
putting QR codes on your website
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
calling yourself a “social media expert”
irresponsibility