things that make me want to punch you in the face

punchintheface

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asking me to put a QR code on your website

not taking responsibility for your actions

cutting me off in traffic

bros

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

being a douchebag

not thinking about others around you

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

bluetooth douche bags

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

lying

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

littering

not caring about others around you

not listening

homophobia

racism

playing dumb

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

cutting in front of me in line

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

trump

cheating

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

those auto generated horoscope tweets

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

telemarketing calls

stealing

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

not following through with things you commit to

hurting my friends

taking my stuff

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

unnecessary group facebook messages

self righteousness

being rude

punching me in the face

stupidity

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

using IE6 (or IE8)

hitch balls

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

disrespecting others

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

denying climate change

auto DM’s

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

putting QR codes on your website

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

calling yourself a “social media expert”

irresponsibility