putting QR codes on your website
telemarketing calls
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having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
unnecessary group facebook messages
stupidity
self righteousness
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
using IE6 (or IE8)
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
not listening
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
cutting me off in traffic
bros
being rude
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
hitch balls
trump
not caring about others around you
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
being a douchebag
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
not taking responsibility for your actions
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
cheating
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
auto DM’s
cutting in front of me in line
not following through with things you commit to
racism
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
disrespecting others
bluetooth douche bags
littering
calling yourself a “social media expert”
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
lying
those auto generated horoscope tweets
asking me to put a QR code on your website
irresponsibility
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
not thinking about others around you
denying climate change
playing dumb
taking my stuff
stealing
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
homophobia
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
hurting my friends
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
punching me in the face
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.