things that make me want to punch you in the face

cheating

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

denying climate change

playing dumb

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

not thinking about others around you

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

punchintheface

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leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

racism

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

putting QR codes on your website

telemarketing calls

asking me to put a QR code on your website

lying

self righteousness

using IE6 (or IE8)

being a douchebag

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

cutting in front of me in line

bros

bluetooth douche bags

stupidity

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

hitch balls

disrespecting others

auto DM’s

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

littering

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

irresponsibility

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

hurting my friends

those auto generated horoscope tweets

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

being rude

calling yourself a “social media expert”

not caring about others around you

not taking responsibility for your actions

punching me in the face

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

taking my stuff

unnecessary group facebook messages

stealing

trump

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

not listening

not following through with things you commit to

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

cutting me off in traffic

homophobia