things that make me want to punch you in the face

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

irresponsibility

using IE6 (or IE8)

not thinking about others around you

hurting my friends

telemarketing calls

unnecessary group facebook messages

playing dumb

denying climate change

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

being a douchebag

auto DM’s

taking my stuff

homophobia

not listening

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

stupidity

disrespecting others

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

lying

asking me to put a QR code on your website

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

those auto generated horoscope tweets

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

punching me in the face

not following through with things you commit to

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

being rude

bluetooth douche bags

cutting in front of me in line

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

self righteousness

not caring about others around you

putting QR codes on your website

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

racism

not taking responsibility for your actions

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

cutting me off in traffic

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

punchintheface

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hitch balls

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

cheating

littering

bros

trump

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

stealing

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

calling yourself a “social media expert”

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog