adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
irresponsibility
using IE6 (or IE8)
not thinking about others around you
hurting my friends
telemarketing calls
unnecessary group facebook messages
playing dumb
denying climate change
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
being a douchebag
auto DM’s
taking my stuff
homophobia
not listening
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
stupidity
disrespecting others
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
lying
asking me to put a QR code on your website
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
those auto generated horoscope tweets
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
punching me in the face
not following through with things you commit to
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
being rude
bluetooth douche bags
cutting in front of me in line
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
self righteousness
not caring about others around you
putting QR codes on your website
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
racism
not taking responsibility for your actions
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
cutting me off in traffic
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
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hitch balls
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
cheating
littering
bros
trump
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
stealing
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
calling yourself a “social media expert”
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog