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homophobia
not taking responsibility for your actions
asking me to put a QR code on your website
self righteousness
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
playing dumb
stealing
unnecessary group facebook messages
cutting me off in traffic
being rude
being a douchebag
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
using IE6 (or IE8)
putting QR codes on your website
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
hurting my friends
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
cheating
lying
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
not caring about others around you
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
bluetooth douche bags
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
bros
stupidity
irresponsibility
taking my stuff
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
telemarketing calls
not listening
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calling yourself a “social media expert”
trump
not thinking about others around you
hitch balls
auto DM’s
punching me in the face
not following through with things you commit to
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
cutting in front of me in line
littering
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
those auto generated horoscope tweets
denying climate change
disrespecting others
racism