things that make me want to punch you in the face

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homophobia

not taking responsibility for your actions

asking me to put a QR code on your website

self righteousness

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

playing dumb

stealing

unnecessary group facebook messages

cutting me off in traffic

being rude

being a douchebag

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

using IE6 (or IE8)

putting QR codes on your website

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

hurting my friends

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

cheating

lying

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

not caring about others around you

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

bluetooth douche bags

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

bros

stupidity

irresponsibility

taking my stuff

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

telemarketing calls

not listening

punchintheface

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calling yourself a “social media expert”

trump

not thinking about others around you

hitch balls

auto DM’s

punching me in the face

not following through with things you commit to

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

cutting in front of me in line

littering

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

those auto generated horoscope tweets

denying climate change

disrespecting others

racism