things that make me want to punch you in the face

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not caring about others around you

not thinking about others around you

not listening

not taking responsibility for your actions

stealing

using IE6 (or IE8)

asking me to put a QR code on your website

cheating

auto DM’s

irresponsibility

taking my stuff

homophobia

lying

cutting me off in traffic

telemarketing calls

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

hurting my friends

calling yourself a “social media expert”

bluetooth douche bags

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

putting QR codes on your website

hitch balls

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

self righteousness

not following through with things you commit to

denying climate change

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

playing dumb

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

unnecessary group facebook messages

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

racism

trump

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

punching me in the face

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

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being a douchebag

stupidity

cutting in front of me in line

bros

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

punchintheface

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disrespecting others

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

being rude

littering

those auto generated horoscope tweets