#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
not caring about others around you
not thinking about others around you
not listening
not taking responsibility for your actions
stealing
using IE6 (or IE8)
asking me to put a QR code on your website
cheating
auto DM’s
irresponsibility
taking my stuff
homophobia
lying
cutting me off in traffic
telemarketing calls
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
hurting my friends
calling yourself a “social media expert”
bluetooth douche bags
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
putting QR codes on your website
hitch balls
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
self righteousness
not following through with things you commit to
denying climate change
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
playing dumb
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
unnecessary group facebook messages
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
racism
trump
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
punching me in the face
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
being a douchebag
stupidity
cutting in front of me in line
bros
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
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disrespecting others
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
being rude
littering
those auto generated horoscope tweets