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not caring about others around you
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
hitch balls
denying climate change
not following through with things you commit to
not taking responsibility for your actions
using IE6 (or IE8)
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
telemarketing calls
unnecessary group facebook messages
taking my stuff
self righteousness
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
punching me in the face
homophobia
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
racism
not thinking about others around you
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
auto DM’s
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
not listening
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
calling yourself a “social media expert”
lying
cheating
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
hurting my friends
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
stealing
cutting me off in traffic
playing dumb
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
putting QR codes on your website
asking me to put a QR code on your website
trump
those auto generated horoscope tweets
being a douchebag
cutting in front of me in line
stupidity
irresponsibility
bros
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
littering
disrespecting others
bluetooth douche bags
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
being rude
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.