things that make me want to punch you in the face

punchintheface

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not caring about others around you

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

hitch balls

denying climate change

not following through with things you commit to

not taking responsibility for your actions

using IE6 (or IE8)

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

telemarketing calls

unnecessary group facebook messages

taking my stuff

self righteousness

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

punching me in the face

homophobia

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

racism

not thinking about others around you

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

auto DM’s

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

not listening

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

calling yourself a “social media expert”

lying

cheating

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

hurting my friends

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

stealing

cutting me off in traffic

playing dumb

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

putting QR codes on your website

asking me to put a QR code on your website

trump

those auto generated horoscope tweets

being a douchebag

cutting in front of me in line

stupidity

irresponsibility

bros

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

littering

disrespecting others

bluetooth douche bags

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

being rude

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.