things that make me want to punch you in the face

being rude

putting QR codes on your website

those auto generated horoscope tweets

cutting in front of me in line

hitch balls

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

stealing

playing dumb

denying climate change

littering

not taking responsibility for your actions

not caring about others around you

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

irresponsibility

punching me in the face

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

cheating

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

telemarketing calls

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

bros

homophobia

auto DM’s

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

racism

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

using IE6 (or IE8)

trump

taking my stuff

lying

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

asking me to put a QR code on your website

not listening

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

stupidity

punchintheface

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bluetooth douche bags

disrespecting others

self righteousness

not thinking about others around you

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

not following through with things you commit to

calling yourself a “social media expert”

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

unnecessary group facebook messages

being a douchebag

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

hurting my friends

cutting me off in traffic