things that make me want to punch you in the face

lying

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

littering

auto DM’s

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

cutting me off in traffic

disrespecting others

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

irresponsibility

being rude

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

hitch balls

bluetooth douche bags

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

unnecessary group facebook messages

putting QR codes on your website

punching me in the face

taking my stuff

stupidity

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

not following through with things you commit to

playing dumb

those auto generated horoscope tweets

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

not listening

not thinking about others around you

racism

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

not caring about others around you

calling yourself a “social media expert”

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

bros

stealing

trump

homophobia

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

denying climate change

cutting in front of me in line

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

hurting my friends

self righteousness

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

being a douchebag

punchintheface

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cheating

telemarketing calls

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

using IE6 (or IE8)

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

asking me to put a QR code on your website

not taking responsibility for your actions