lying
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
littering
auto DM’s
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
cutting me off in traffic
disrespecting others
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
irresponsibility
being rude
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
hitch balls
bluetooth douche bags
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
unnecessary group facebook messages
putting QR codes on your website
punching me in the face
taking my stuff
stupidity
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
not following through with things you commit to
playing dumb
those auto generated horoscope tweets
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
not listening
not thinking about others around you
racism
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
not caring about others around you
calling yourself a “social media expert”
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
bros
stealing
trump
homophobia
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
denying climate change
cutting in front of me in line
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
hurting my friends
self righteousness
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
being a douchebag
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cheating
telemarketing calls
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
using IE6 (or IE8)
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
asking me to put a QR code on your website
not taking responsibility for your actions