things that make me want to punch you in the face

calling yourself a “social media expert”

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

stealing

taking my stuff

unnecessary group facebook messages

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

homophobia

not taking responsibility for your actions

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

not following through with things you commit to

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

disrespecting others

cutting me off in traffic

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

racism

denying climate change

not thinking about others around you

punchintheface

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punching me in the face

telemarketing calls

asking me to put a QR code on your website

those auto generated horoscope tweets

being a douchebag

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

hitch balls

littering

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

stupidity

self righteousness

not listening

playing dumb

bluetooth douche bags

putting QR codes on your website

bros

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

using IE6 (or IE8)

hurting my friends

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

trump

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

auto DM’s

being rude

lying

irresponsibility

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

not caring about others around you

cheating

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

cutting in front of me in line