stealing
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
irresponsibility
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
putting QR codes on your website
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
bluetooth douche bags
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telemarketing calls
trump
hurting my friends
taking my stuff
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
using IE6 (or IE8)
self righteousness
lying
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
not caring about others around you
being a douchebag
cheating
calling yourself a “social media expert”
not taking responsibility for your actions
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
denying climate change
homophobia
auto DM’s
asking me to put a QR code on your website
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
cutting me off in traffic
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
not following through with things you commit to
racism
stupidity
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
hitch balls
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
cutting in front of me in line
disrespecting others
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
being rude
unnecessary group facebook messages
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
not listening
punching me in the face
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
littering
bros
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
not thinking about others around you
those auto generated horoscope tweets
playing dumb