things that make me want to punch you in the face

stealing

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

irresponsibility

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

putting QR codes on your website

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

bluetooth douche bags

punchintheface

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telemarketing calls

trump

hurting my friends

taking my stuff

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

using IE6 (or IE8)

self righteousness

lying

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

not caring about others around you

being a douchebag

cheating

calling yourself a “social media expert”

not taking responsibility for your actions

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

denying climate change

homophobia

auto DM’s

asking me to put a QR code on your website

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

cutting me off in traffic

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

not following through with things you commit to

racism

stupidity

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

hitch balls

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

cutting in front of me in line

disrespecting others

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

being rude

unnecessary group facebook messages

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

not listening

punching me in the face

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

littering

bros

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

not thinking about others around you

those auto generated horoscope tweets

playing dumb