calling yourself a “social media expert”
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
stealing
taking my stuff
unnecessary group facebook messages
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
homophobia
not taking responsibility for your actions
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
not following through with things you commit to
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
disrespecting others
cutting me off in traffic
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
racism
denying climate change
not thinking about others around you
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punching me in the face
telemarketing calls
asking me to put a QR code on your website
those auto generated horoscope tweets
being a douchebag
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
hitch balls
littering
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
stupidity
self righteousness
not listening
playing dumb
bluetooth douche bags
putting QR codes on your website
bros
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
using IE6 (or IE8)
hurting my friends
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
trump
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
auto DM’s
being rude
lying
irresponsibility
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
not caring about others around you
cheating
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
cutting in front of me in line