things that make me want to punch you in the face

not thinking about others around you

self righteousness

not taking responsibility for your actions

calling yourself a “social media expert”

not listening

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

taking my stuff

bluetooth douche bags

putting QR codes on your website

those auto generated horoscope tweets

denying climate change

using IE6 (or IE8)

auto DM’s

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

homophobia

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

cheating

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

unnecessary group facebook messages

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

stupidity

littering

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

trump

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

cutting me off in traffic

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

irresponsibility

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

asking me to put a QR code on your website

cutting in front of me in line

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

being a douchebag

punching me in the face

playing dumb

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

stealing

punchintheface

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bros

being rude

hurting my friends

not caring about others around you

hitch balls

lying

not following through with things you commit to

racism

telemarketing calls

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

disrespecting others