being rude
not following through with things you commit to
denying climate change
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
hurting my friends
irresponsibility
lying
hitch balls
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
trump
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
punching me in the face
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
bros
littering
unnecessary group facebook messages
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
being a douchebag
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
telemarketing calls
bluetooth douche bags
cutting me off in traffic
self righteousness
cheating
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using IE6 (or IE8)
racism
disrespecting others
auto DM’s
asking me to put a QR code on your website
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
homophobia
calling yourself a “social media expert”
not thinking about others around you
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
not listening
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
putting QR codes on your website
not caring about others around you
stealing
taking my stuff
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
those auto generated horoscope tweets
playing dumb
not taking responsibility for your actions
stupidity
cutting in front of me in line