things that make me want to punch you in the face

disrespecting others

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

not caring about others around you

those auto generated horoscope tweets

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

being a douchebag

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

playing dumb

putting QR codes on your website

auto DM’s

bros

hitch balls

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

denying climate change

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

using IE6 (or IE8)

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

unnecessary group facebook messages

racism

calling yourself a “social media expert”

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

not thinking about others around you

bluetooth douche bags

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

not taking responsibility for your actions

littering

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

punching me in the face

cutting me off in traffic

stealing

homophobia

not following through with things you commit to

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

lying

trump

asking me to put a QR code on your website

self righteousness

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

not listening

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

cheating

irresponsibility

taking my stuff

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

punchintheface

.

stupidity

telemarketing calls

cutting in front of me in line

hurting my friends

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

being rude