things that make me want to punch you in the face

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

denying climate change

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

calling yourself a “social media expert”

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

not taking responsibility for your actions

trump

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

disrespecting others

not following through with things you commit to

bros

cutting in front of me in line

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

telemarketing calls

not thinking about others around you

punchintheface

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cheating

hurting my friends

racism

stealing

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

using IE6 (or IE8)

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

not caring about others around you

unnecessary group facebook messages

punching me in the face

putting QR codes on your website

bluetooth douche bags

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

homophobia

being rude

those auto generated horoscope tweets

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

playing dumb

littering

lying

irresponsibility

asking me to put a QR code on your website

being a douchebag

not listening

cutting me off in traffic

self righteousness

taking my stuff

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

auto DM’s

hitch balls

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

stupidity