things that make me want to punch you in the face

stupidity

hitch balls

calling yourself a “social media expert”

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

cutting me off in traffic

taking my stuff

being rude

self righteousness

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

bluetooth douche bags

punching me in the face

those auto generated horoscope tweets

stealing

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

cutting in front of me in line

racism

hurting my friends

using IE6 (or IE8)

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

not caring about others around you

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

unnecessary group facebook messages

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

disrespecting others

homophobia

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

asking me to put a QR code on your website

punchintheface

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trump

bros

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

not listening

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

denying climate change

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

lying

irresponsibility

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

auto DM’s

not taking responsibility for your actions

being a douchebag

not thinking about others around you

not following through with things you commit to

putting QR codes on your website

playing dumb

littering

telemarketing calls

cheating