stupidity
hitch balls
calling yourself a “social media expert”
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
cutting me off in traffic
taking my stuff
being rude
self righteousness
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
bluetooth douche bags
punching me in the face
those auto generated horoscope tweets
stealing
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
cutting in front of me in line
racism
hurting my friends
using IE6 (or IE8)
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
not caring about others around you
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
unnecessary group facebook messages
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
disrespecting others
homophobia
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
asking me to put a QR code on your website
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trump
bros
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
not listening
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
denying climate change
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
lying
irresponsibility
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
auto DM’s
not taking responsibility for your actions
being a douchebag
not thinking about others around you
not following through with things you commit to
putting QR codes on your website
playing dumb
littering
telemarketing calls
cheating