laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
denying climate change
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
calling yourself a “social media expert”
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
not taking responsibility for your actions
trump
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
disrespecting others
not following through with things you commit to
bros
cutting in front of me in line
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
telemarketing calls
not thinking about others around you
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cheating
hurting my friends
racism
stealing
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
using IE6 (or IE8)
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
not caring about others around you
unnecessary group facebook messages
punching me in the face
putting QR codes on your website
bluetooth douche bags
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
homophobia
being rude
those auto generated horoscope tweets
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
playing dumb
littering
lying
irresponsibility
asking me to put a QR code on your website
being a douchebag
not listening
cutting me off in traffic
self righteousness
taking my stuff
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
auto DM’s
hitch balls
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
stupidity