things that make me want to punch you in the face

stealing

playing dumb

calling yourself a “social media expert”

not taking responsibility for your actions

punchintheface

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lying

telemarketing calls

being rude

denying climate change

not caring about others around you

not thinking about others around you

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

disrespecting others

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

putting QR codes on your website

using IE6 (or IE8)

irresponsibility

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

trump

punching me in the face

racism

hurting my friends

cheating

littering

those auto generated horoscope tweets

auto DM’s

asking me to put a QR code on your website

being a douchebag

stupidity

not listening

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

unnecessary group facebook messages

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

homophobia

bluetooth douche bags

cutting me off in traffic

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

cutting in front of me in line

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

bros

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

self righteousness

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

not following through with things you commit to

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

taking my stuff

hitch balls