stealing
playing dumb
calling yourself a “social media expert”
not taking responsibility for your actions
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lying
telemarketing calls
being rude
denying climate change
not caring about others around you
not thinking about others around you
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
disrespecting others
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
putting QR codes on your website
using IE6 (or IE8)
irresponsibility
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
trump
punching me in the face
racism
hurting my friends
cheating
littering
those auto generated horoscope tweets
auto DM’s
asking me to put a QR code on your website
being a douchebag
stupidity
not listening
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
unnecessary group facebook messages
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
homophobia
bluetooth douche bags
cutting me off in traffic
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
cutting in front of me in line
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
bros
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
self righteousness
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
not following through with things you commit to
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
taking my stuff
hitch balls