cutting in front of me in line
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
being a douchebag
stealing
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
not following through with things you commit to
bros
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
playing dumb
telemarketing calls
racism
taking my stuff
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
denying climate change
hurting my friends
unnecessary group facebook messages
punching me in the face
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homophobia
lying
cutting me off in traffic
being rude
cheating
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
those auto generated horoscope tweets
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
hitch balls
trump
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
not caring about others around you
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
using IE6 (or IE8)
calling yourself a “social media expert”
auto DM’s
asking me to put a QR code on your website
littering
irresponsibility
putting QR codes on your website
not thinking about others around you
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
not listening
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
stupidity
not taking responsibility for your actions
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
self righteousness
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
disrespecting others
bluetooth douche bags