things that make me want to punch you in the face

cutting in front of me in line

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

being a douchebag

stealing

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

not following through with things you commit to

bros

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

playing dumb

telemarketing calls

racism

taking my stuff

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

denying climate change

hurting my friends

unnecessary group facebook messages

punching me in the face

punchintheface

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homophobia

lying

cutting me off in traffic

being rude

cheating

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

those auto generated horoscope tweets

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

hitch balls

trump

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

not caring about others around you

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

using IE6 (or IE8)

calling yourself a “social media expert”

auto DM’s

asking me to put a QR code on your website

littering

irresponsibility

putting QR codes on your website

not thinking about others around you

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

not listening

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

stupidity

not taking responsibility for your actions

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

self righteousness

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

disrespecting others

bluetooth douche bags