cutting me off in traffic
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
playing dumb
stealing
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
unnecessary group facebook messages
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
taking my stuff
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
racism
denying climate change
self righteousness
using IE6 (or IE8)
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
stupidity
being rude
those auto generated horoscope tweets
littering
not caring about others around you
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
not taking responsibility for your actions
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
bluetooth douche bags
telemarketing calls
trump
putting QR codes on your website
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using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
hitch balls
auto DM’s
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
punching me in the face
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
bros
not thinking about others around you
hurting my friends
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
being a douchebag
not following through with things you commit to
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
cutting in front of me in line
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
disrespecting others
not listening
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
homophobia
calling yourself a “social media expert”
lying
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
cheating
asking me to put a QR code on your website
irresponsibility
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group