things that make me want to punch you in the face

playing dumb

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

not taking responsibility for your actions

cutting in front of me in line

cutting me off in traffic

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

unnecessary group facebook messages

racism

punching me in the face

not listening

irresponsibility

bluetooth douche bags

those auto generated horoscope tweets

hurting my friends

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

putting QR codes on your website

bros

calling yourself a “social media expert”

being rude

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

telemarketing calls

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

being a douchebag

not thinking about others around you

taking my stuff

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

stealing

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

punchintheface

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hitch balls

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

disrespecting others

lying

cheating

littering

not following through with things you commit to

self righteousness

homophobia

not caring about others around you

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

trump

denying climate change

using IE6 (or IE8)

stupidity

asking me to put a QR code on your website

auto DM’s