playing dumb
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
not taking responsibility for your actions
cutting in front of me in line
cutting me off in traffic
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
unnecessary group facebook messages
racism
punching me in the face
not listening
irresponsibility
bluetooth douche bags
those auto generated horoscope tweets
hurting my friends
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
putting QR codes on your website
bros
calling yourself a “social media expert”
being rude
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
telemarketing calls
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
being a douchebag
not thinking about others around you
taking my stuff
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
stealing
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
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hitch balls
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
disrespecting others
lying
cheating
littering
not following through with things you commit to
self righteousness
homophobia
not caring about others around you
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
trump
denying climate change
using IE6 (or IE8)
stupidity
asking me to put a QR code on your website
auto DM’s