laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
disrespecting others
cutting me off in traffic
asking me to put a QR code on your website
hurting my friends
telemarketing calls
cutting in front of me in line
hitch balls
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
littering
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
unnecessary group facebook messages
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
being rude
bluetooth douche bags
trump
those auto generated horoscope tweets
stealing
not caring about others around you
homophobia
racism
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
not following through with things you commit to
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
denying climate change
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
not taking responsibility for your actions
putting QR codes on your website
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
not listening
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
self righteousness
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
being a douchebag
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
calling yourself a “social media expert”
irresponsibility
taking my stuff
cheating
bros
auto DM’s
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adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
lying
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
punching me in the face
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
stupidity
using IE6 (or IE8)
not thinking about others around you
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
playing dumb