things that make me want to punch you in the face

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

disrespecting others

cutting me off in traffic

asking me to put a QR code on your website

hurting my friends

telemarketing calls

cutting in front of me in line

hitch balls

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

littering

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

unnecessary group facebook messages

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

being rude

bluetooth douche bags

trump

those auto generated horoscope tweets

stealing

not caring about others around you

homophobia

racism

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

not following through with things you commit to

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

denying climate change

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

not taking responsibility for your actions

putting QR codes on your website

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

not listening

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

self righteousness

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

being a douchebag

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

calling yourself a “social media expert”

irresponsibility

taking my stuff

cheating

bros

auto DM’s

punchintheface

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adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

lying

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

punching me in the face

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

stupidity

using IE6 (or IE8)

not thinking about others around you

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

playing dumb