things that make me want to punch you in the face

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

cheating

hurting my friends

racism

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

those auto generated horoscope tweets

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

playing dumb

punching me in the face

irresponsibility

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

cutting in front of me in line

littering

trump

self righteousness

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

not thinking about others around you

bluetooth douche bags

auto DM’s

disrespecting others

not caring about others around you

asking me to put a QR code on your website

punchintheface

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putting QR codes on your website

not taking responsibility for your actions

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

unnecessary group facebook messages

not listening

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

taking my stuff

calling yourself a “social media expert”

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

bros

lying

telemarketing calls

using IE6 (or IE8)

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

being a douchebag

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

not following through with things you commit to

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

stupidity

hitch balls

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

homophobia

cutting me off in traffic

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

stealing

being rude

denying climate change