having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
cheating
hurting my friends
racism
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
those auto generated horoscope tweets
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
playing dumb
punching me in the face
irresponsibility
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
cutting in front of me in line
littering
trump
self righteousness
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
not thinking about others around you
bluetooth douche bags
auto DM’s
disrespecting others
not caring about others around you
asking me to put a QR code on your website
.
putting QR codes on your website
not taking responsibility for your actions
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
unnecessary group facebook messages
not listening
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
taking my stuff
calling yourself a “social media expert”
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
bros
lying
telemarketing calls
using IE6 (or IE8)
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
being a douchebag
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
not following through with things you commit to
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
stupidity
hitch balls
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
homophobia
cutting me off in traffic
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
stealing
being rude
denying climate change