adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
bluetooth douche bags
lying
denying climate change
trump
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
those auto generated horoscope tweets
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
bros
auto DM’s
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
not following through with things you commit to
punching me in the face
not listening
not caring about others around you
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
racism
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
littering
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
self righteousness
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
stupidity
homophobia
telemarketing calls
asking me to put a QR code on your website
hitch balls
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
taking my stuff
hurting my friends
playing dumb
cheating
disrespecting others
not thinking about others around you
being rude
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driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
using IE6 (or IE8)
stealing
putting QR codes on your website
unnecessary group facebook messages
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
not taking responsibility for your actions
calling yourself a “social media expert”
cutting in front of me in line
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
cutting me off in traffic
irresponsibility
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
being a douchebag
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument