things that make me want to punch you in the face

not following through with things you commit to

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

stealing

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

punching me in the face

not thinking about others around you

not caring about others around you

those auto generated horoscope tweets

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

being rude

irresponsibility

being a douchebag

denying climate change

not listening

disrespecting others

hitch balls

cutting me off in traffic

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

homophobia

punchintheface

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asking me to put a QR code on your website

stupidity

playing dumb

lying

bros

cutting in front of me in line

auto DM’s

not taking responsibility for your actions

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

hurting my friends

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

littering

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

putting QR codes on your website

unnecessary group facebook messages

bluetooth douche bags

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

using IE6 (or IE8)

telemarketing calls

racism

cheating

trump

calling yourself a “social media expert”

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

taking my stuff

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

self righteousness

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.