not following through with things you commit to
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
stealing
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
punching me in the face
not thinking about others around you
not caring about others around you
those auto generated horoscope tweets
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
being rude
irresponsibility
being a douchebag
denying climate change
not listening
disrespecting others
hitch balls
cutting me off in traffic
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
homophobia
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asking me to put a QR code on your website
stupidity
playing dumb
lying
bros
cutting in front of me in line
auto DM’s
not taking responsibility for your actions
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
hurting my friends
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
littering
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
putting QR codes on your website
unnecessary group facebook messages
bluetooth douche bags
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
using IE6 (or IE8)
telemarketing calls
racism
cheating
trump
calling yourself a “social media expert”
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
taking my stuff
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
self righteousness
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.