stupidity
irresponsibility
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
hitch balls
asking me to put a QR code on your website
putting QR codes on your website
denying climate change
telemarketing calls
stealing
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
racism
not following through with things you commit to
being a douchebag
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
trump
cheating
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
hurting my friends
unnecessary group facebook messages
littering
playing dumb
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
not listening
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
bros
being rude
cutting in front of me in line
disrespecting others
auto DM’s
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
bluetooth douche bags
calling yourself a “social media expert”
not thinking about others around you
lying
taking my stuff
using IE6 (or IE8)
self righteousness
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
not taking responsibility for your actions
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
cutting me off in traffic
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
not caring about others around you
punching me in the face
those auto generated horoscope tweets
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
homophobia
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