things that make me want to punch you in the face

stupidity

irresponsibility

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

hitch balls

asking me to put a QR code on your website

putting QR codes on your website

denying climate change

telemarketing calls

stealing

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

racism

not following through with things you commit to

being a douchebag

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

trump

cheating

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

hurting my friends

unnecessary group facebook messages

littering

playing dumb

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

not listening

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

bros

being rude

cutting in front of me in line

disrespecting others

auto DM’s

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

bluetooth douche bags

calling yourself a “social media expert”

not thinking about others around you

lying

taking my stuff

using IE6 (or IE8)

self righteousness

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

not taking responsibility for your actions

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

cutting me off in traffic

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

not caring about others around you

punching me in the face

those auto generated horoscope tweets

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

homophobia

punchintheface

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