things that make me want to punch you in the face

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

not taking responsibility for your actions

being rude

self righteousness

bluetooth douche bags

being a douchebag

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

unnecessary group facebook messages

bros

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

calling yourself a “social media expert”

cutting me off in traffic

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

playing dumb

homophobia

not following through with things you commit to

stealing

telemarketing calls

cheating

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

auto DM’s

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

not caring about others around you

using IE6 (or IE8)

putting QR codes on your website

not listening

trump

those auto generated horoscope tweets

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

lying

asking me to put a QR code on your website

not thinking about others around you

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

taking my stuff

hurting my friends

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

stupidity

littering

punching me in the face

irresponsibility

hitch balls

disrespecting others

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

punchintheface

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laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

denying climate change

cutting in front of me in line

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

racism