leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
not taking responsibility for your actions
being rude
self righteousness
bluetooth douche bags
being a douchebag
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
unnecessary group facebook messages
bros
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
calling yourself a “social media expert”
cutting me off in traffic
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
playing dumb
homophobia
not following through with things you commit to
stealing
telemarketing calls
cheating
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
auto DM’s
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
not caring about others around you
using IE6 (or IE8)
putting QR codes on your website
not listening
trump
those auto generated horoscope tweets
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
lying
asking me to put a QR code on your website
not thinking about others around you
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
taking my stuff
hurting my friends
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
stupidity
littering
punching me in the face
irresponsibility
hitch balls
disrespecting others
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
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laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
denying climate change
cutting in front of me in line
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
racism