things that make me want to punch you in the face

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

stupidity

self righteousness

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

denying climate change

not taking responsibility for your actions

not caring about others around you

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

those auto generated horoscope tweets

not thinking about others around you

bros

hurting my friends

asking me to put a QR code on your website

putting QR codes on your website

irresponsibility

using IE6 (or IE8)

not listening

bluetooth douche bags

cheating

punching me in the face

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

hitch balls

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

auto DM’s

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

lying

punchintheface

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telemarketing calls

being a douchebag

homophobia

racism

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

playing dumb

being rude

cutting in front of me in line

not following through with things you commit to

taking my stuff

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

trump

littering

stealing

disrespecting others

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

calling yourself a “social media expert”

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

unnecessary group facebook messages

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

cutting me off in traffic

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group