adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
stupidity
self righteousness
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
denying climate change
not taking responsibility for your actions
not caring about others around you
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
those auto generated horoscope tweets
not thinking about others around you
bros
hurting my friends
asking me to put a QR code on your website
putting QR codes on your website
irresponsibility
using IE6 (or IE8)
not listening
bluetooth douche bags
cheating
punching me in the face
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
hitch balls
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
auto DM’s
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
lying
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telemarketing calls
being a douchebag
homophobia
racism
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
playing dumb
being rude
cutting in front of me in line
not following through with things you commit to
taking my stuff
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
trump
littering
stealing
disrespecting others
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
calling yourself a “social media expert”
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
unnecessary group facebook messages
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
cutting me off in traffic
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group