things that make me want to punch you in the face

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

littering

disrespecting others

playing dumb

auto DM’s

cheating

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

asking me to put a QR code on your website

not thinking about others around you

not following through with things you commit to

cutting in front of me in line

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

those auto generated horoscope tweets

lying

taking my stuff

being rude

being a douchebag

stupidity

calling yourself a “social media expert”

bros

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

telemarketing calls

not listening

irresponsibility

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

bluetooth douche bags

hurting my friends

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

cutting me off in traffic

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

not caring about others around you

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

trump

unnecessary group facebook messages

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

putting QR codes on your website

punching me in the face

self righteousness

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

not taking responsibility for your actions

racism

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

hitch balls

using IE6 (or IE8)

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

denying climate change

stealing

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

homophobia

punchintheface

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