leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
littering
disrespecting others
playing dumb
auto DM’s
cheating
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
asking me to put a QR code on your website
not thinking about others around you
not following through with things you commit to
cutting in front of me in line
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
those auto generated horoscope tweets
lying
taking my stuff
being rude
being a douchebag
stupidity
calling yourself a “social media expert”
bros
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
telemarketing calls
not listening
irresponsibility
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
bluetooth douche bags
hurting my friends
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
cutting me off in traffic
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
not caring about others around you
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
trump
unnecessary group facebook messages
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
putting QR codes on your website
punching me in the face
self righteousness
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
not taking responsibility for your actions
racism
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
hitch balls
using IE6 (or IE8)
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
denying climate change
stealing
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
homophobia
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