things that make me want to punch you in the face

calling yourself a “social media expert”

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

trump

being rude

cutting in front of me in line

punchintheface

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adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

lying

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

playing dumb

homophobia

hurting my friends

punching me in the face

disrespecting others

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

telemarketing calls

not thinking about others around you

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

hitch balls

putting QR codes on your website

unnecessary group facebook messages

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

those auto generated horoscope tweets

self righteousness

stupidity

not caring about others around you

irresponsibility

auto DM’s

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

not taking responsibility for your actions

not following through with things you commit to

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

using IE6 (or IE8)

cheating

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

denying climate change

asking me to put a QR code on your website

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

not listening

stealing

cutting me off in traffic

bluetooth douche bags

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

littering

bros

racism

taking my stuff

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

being a douchebag