calling yourself a “social media expert”
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
trump
being rude
cutting in front of me in line
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adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
lying
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
playing dumb
homophobia
hurting my friends
punching me in the face
disrespecting others
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
telemarketing calls
not thinking about others around you
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
hitch balls
putting QR codes on your website
unnecessary group facebook messages
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
those auto generated horoscope tweets
self righteousness
stupidity
not caring about others around you
irresponsibility
auto DM’s
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
not taking responsibility for your actions
not following through with things you commit to
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
using IE6 (or IE8)
cheating
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
denying climate change
asking me to put a QR code on your website
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
not listening
stealing
cutting me off in traffic
bluetooth douche bags
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
littering
bros
racism
taking my stuff
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
being a douchebag