things that make me want to punch you in the face

punching me in the face

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

bros

being rude

disrespecting others

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

using IE6 (or IE8)

stupidity

littering

playing dumb

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

stealing

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

racism

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

lying

bluetooth douche bags

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

irresponsibility

being a douchebag

denying climate change

not thinking about others around you

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

calling yourself a “social media expert”

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

asking me to put a QR code on your website

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

cutting in front of me in line

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

hitch balls

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

putting QR codes on your website

punchintheface

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having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

trump

those auto generated horoscope tweets

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

not listening

auto DM’s

cutting me off in traffic

unnecessary group facebook messages

homophobia

self righteousness

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

not caring about others around you

not following through with things you commit to

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

cheating

hurting my friends

telemarketing calls

taking my stuff

not taking responsibility for your actions