punching me in the face
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
bros
being rude
disrespecting others
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
using IE6 (or IE8)
stupidity
littering
playing dumb
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
stealing
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
racism
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
lying
bluetooth douche bags
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
irresponsibility
being a douchebag
denying climate change
not thinking about others around you
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
calling yourself a “social media expert”
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
asking me to put a QR code on your website
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
cutting in front of me in line
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
hitch balls
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
putting QR codes on your website
.
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
trump
those auto generated horoscope tweets
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
not listening
auto DM’s
cutting me off in traffic
unnecessary group facebook messages
homophobia
self righteousness
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
not caring about others around you
not following through with things you commit to
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
cheating
hurting my friends
telemarketing calls
taking my stuff
not taking responsibility for your actions