things that make me want to punch you in the face

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punching me in the face

telemarketing calls

unnecessary group facebook messages

cheating

being a douchebag

not following through with things you commit to

auto DM’s

homophobia

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

bluetooth douche bags

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

cutting in front of me in line

disrespecting others

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

punchintheface

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hitch balls

not caring about others around you

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

racism

littering

stealing

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

bros

hurting my friends

calling yourself a “social media expert”

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

asking me to put a QR code on your website

playing dumb

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

irresponsibility

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

stupidity

being rude

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

denying climate change

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

lying

cutting me off in traffic

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

using IE6 (or IE8)

trump

not taking responsibility for your actions

putting QR codes on your website

those auto generated horoscope tweets

taking my stuff

self righteousness

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

not thinking about others around you

not listening