#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
punching me in the face
telemarketing calls
unnecessary group facebook messages
cheating
being a douchebag
not following through with things you commit to
auto DM’s
homophobia
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
bluetooth douche bags
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
cutting in front of me in line
disrespecting others
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
.
hitch balls
not caring about others around you
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
racism
littering
stealing
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
bros
hurting my friends
calling yourself a “social media expert”
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
asking me to put a QR code on your website
playing dumb
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
irresponsibility
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
stupidity
being rude
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
denying climate change
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
lying
cutting me off in traffic
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
using IE6 (or IE8)
trump
not taking responsibility for your actions
putting QR codes on your website
those auto generated horoscope tweets
taking my stuff
self righteousness
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
not thinking about others around you
not listening