slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
not following through with things you commit to
not thinking about others around you
playing dumb
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
trump
asking me to put a QR code on your website
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
self righteousness
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
bluetooth douche bags
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
denying climate change
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
hitch balls
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
calling yourself a “social media expert”
disrespecting others
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
being a douchebag
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auto DM’s
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
using IE6 (or IE8)
homophobia
cutting me off in traffic
racism
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
not caring about others around you
lying
not taking responsibility for your actions
telemarketing calls
bros
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
those auto generated horoscope tweets
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
littering
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
irresponsibility
not listening
taking my stuff
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
unnecessary group facebook messages
cutting in front of me in line
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
stupidity
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
stealing
being rude
hurting my friends
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
punching me in the face
cheating
putting QR codes on your website