things that make me want to punch you in the face

punchintheface

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using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

telemarketing calls

not taking responsibility for your actions

punching me in the face

hitch balls

calling yourself a “social media expert”

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

not listening

not following through with things you commit to

cutting me off in traffic

taking my stuff

racism

bros

cheating

denying climate change

disrespecting others

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

trump

using IE6 (or IE8)

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

self righteousness

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

not thinking about others around you

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

irresponsibility

cutting in front of me in line

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

stealing

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

being rude

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

stupidity

bluetooth douche bags

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

playing dumb

hurting my friends

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

putting QR codes on your website

not caring about others around you

being a douchebag

unnecessary group facebook messages

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

homophobia

lying

auto DM’s

those auto generated horoscope tweets

asking me to put a QR code on your website

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

littering