adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
littering
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
not thinking about others around you
calling yourself a “social media expert”
not following through with things you commit to
taking my stuff
not listening
self righteousness
asking me to put a QR code on your website
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
stealing
racism
hitch balls
bluetooth douche bags
cheating
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
bros
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
telemarketing calls
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
cutting me off in traffic
being rude
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
auto DM’s
unnecessary group facebook messages
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
disrespecting others
irresponsibility
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
hurting my friends
lying
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checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
cutting in front of me in line
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
not taking responsibility for your actions
stupidity
putting QR codes on your website
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
using IE6 (or IE8)
not caring about others around you
denying climate change
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
punching me in the face
those auto generated horoscope tweets
trump
playing dumb
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
being a douchebag
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
homophobia