laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
denying climate change
not caring about others around you
being a douchebag
littering
disrespecting others
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
using IE6 (or IE8)
stupidity
self righteousness
trump
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
punching me in the face
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
auto DM’s
stealing
not following through with things you commit to
not taking responsibility for your actions
cutting in front of me in line
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
playing dumb
those auto generated horoscope tweets
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
not listening
hurting my friends
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
lying
homophobia
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
calling yourself a “social media expert”
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leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
hitch balls
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
bluetooth douche bags
unnecessary group facebook messages
being rude
cutting me off in traffic
bros
irresponsibility
not thinking about others around you
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
putting QR codes on your website
telemarketing calls
taking my stuff
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
asking me to put a QR code on your website
racism
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
cheating
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.