things that make me want to punch you in the face

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

hurting my friends

trump

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

not caring about others around you

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

asking me to put a QR code on your website

calling yourself a “social media expert”

stealing

not taking responsibility for your actions

punchintheface

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littering

homophobia

using IE6 (or IE8)

irresponsibility

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

racism

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

taking my stuff

not listening

bluetooth douche bags

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

those auto generated horoscope tweets

cutting in front of me in line

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

denying climate change

auto DM’s

not following through with things you commit to

being a douchebag

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

stupidity

bros

lying

playing dumb

disrespecting others

self righteousness

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

being rude

telemarketing calls

unnecessary group facebook messages

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

cheating

cutting me off in traffic

not thinking about others around you

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

punching me in the face

hitch balls

putting QR codes on your website