laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
hurting my friends
trump
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
not caring about others around you
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
asking me to put a QR code on your website
calling yourself a “social media expert”
stealing
not taking responsibility for your actions
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littering
homophobia
using IE6 (or IE8)
irresponsibility
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
racism
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
taking my stuff
not listening
bluetooth douche bags
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
those auto generated horoscope tweets
cutting in front of me in line
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
denying climate change
auto DM’s
not following through with things you commit to
being a douchebag
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
stupidity
bros
lying
playing dumb
disrespecting others
self righteousness
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
being rude
telemarketing calls
unnecessary group facebook messages
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
cheating
cutting me off in traffic
not thinking about others around you
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
punching me in the face
hitch balls
putting QR codes on your website