pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
using IE6 (or IE8)
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
unnecessary group facebook messages
cutting me off in traffic
self righteousness
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
being a douchebag
lying
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
auto DM’s
calling yourself a “social media expert”
hurting my friends
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
bluetooth douche bags
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
not listening
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
denying climate change
disrespecting others
those auto generated horoscope tweets
playing dumb
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
trump
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
not caring about others around you
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
not following through with things you commit to
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
being rude
hitch balls
taking my stuff
stupidity
irresponsibility
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
bros
stealing
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cutting in front of me in line
not thinking about others around you
homophobia
punching me in the face
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
cheating
littering
racism
telemarketing calls
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
asking me to put a QR code on your website
putting QR codes on your website
not taking responsibility for your actions