adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
denying climate change
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
being a douchebag
not listening
cutting in front of me in line
racism
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
bros
not caring about others around you
bluetooth douche bags
disrespecting others
homophobia
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
irresponsibility
cutting me off in traffic
using IE6 (or IE8)
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
littering
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
not taking responsibility for your actions
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
trump
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
stupidity
stealing
being rude
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
hitch balls
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
asking me to put a QR code on your website
putting QR codes on your website
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
punching me in the face
not thinking about others around you
auto DM’s
cheating
not following through with things you commit to
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hurting my friends
those auto generated horoscope tweets
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
lying
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
taking my stuff
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
unnecessary group facebook messages
calling yourself a “social media expert”
playing dumb
telemarketing calls
self righteousness