things that make me want to punch you in the face

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

denying climate change

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

being a douchebag

not listening

cutting in front of me in line

racism

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

bros

not caring about others around you

bluetooth douche bags

disrespecting others

homophobia

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

irresponsibility

cutting me off in traffic

using IE6 (or IE8)

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

littering

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

not taking responsibility for your actions

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

trump

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

stupidity

stealing

being rude

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

hitch balls

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

asking me to put a QR code on your website

putting QR codes on your website

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

punching me in the face

not thinking about others around you

auto DM’s

cheating

not following through with things you commit to

punchintheface

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hurting my friends

those auto generated horoscope tweets

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

lying

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

taking my stuff

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

unnecessary group facebook messages

calling yourself a “social media expert”

playing dumb

telemarketing calls

self righteousness