things that make me want to punch you in the face

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

stealing

not taking responsibility for your actions

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

not listening

denying climate change

being a douchebag

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

littering

lying

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

calling yourself a “social media expert”

self righteousness

not caring about others around you

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

hitch balls

being rude

cutting me off in traffic

using IE6 (or IE8)

putting QR codes on your website

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

auto DM’s

not following through with things you commit to

cheating

playing dumb

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

punching me in the face

taking my stuff

bros

unnecessary group facebook messages

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

disrespecting others

stupidity

homophobia

asking me to put a QR code on your website

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

hurting my friends

punchintheface

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irresponsibility

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racism

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

telemarketing calls

those auto generated horoscope tweets

bluetooth douche bags

trump

not thinking about others around you

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

cutting in front of me in line