stealing
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
cutting in front of me in line
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
playing dumb
lying
trump
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
homophobia
unnecessary group facebook messages
not taking responsibility for your actions
those auto generated horoscope tweets
taking my stuff
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
stupidity
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
not caring about others around you
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
putting QR codes on your website
racism
irresponsibility
not thinking about others around you
cheating
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
asking me to put a QR code on your website
being a douchebag
not listening
bros
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
self righteousness
hitch balls
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
bluetooth douche bags
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
cutting me off in traffic
not following through with things you commit to
denying climate change
being rude
telemarketing calls
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
littering
auto DM’s
hurting my friends
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
.
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
disrespecting others
using IE6 (or IE8)
punching me in the face
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
calling yourself a “social media expert”
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)