driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
stealing
not taking responsibility for your actions
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
not listening
denying climate change
being a douchebag
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
littering
lying
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
calling yourself a “social media expert”
self righteousness
not caring about others around you
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
hitch balls
being rude
cutting me off in traffic
using IE6 (or IE8)
putting QR codes on your website
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
auto DM’s
not following through with things you commit to
cheating
playing dumb
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
punching me in the face
taking my stuff
bros
unnecessary group facebook messages
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
disrespecting others
stupidity
homophobia
asking me to put a QR code on your website
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
hurting my friends
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#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
irresponsibility
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
racism
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
telemarketing calls
those auto generated horoscope tweets
bluetooth douche bags
trump
not thinking about others around you
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
cutting in front of me in line