those auto generated horoscope tweets
auto DM’s
not caring about others around you
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
irresponsibility
hitch balls
denying climate change
not thinking about others around you
cutting me off in traffic
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
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not listening
hurting my friends
unnecessary group facebook messages
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
not following through with things you commit to
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
homophobia
racism
bluetooth douche bags
disrespecting others
putting QR codes on your website
cheating
littering
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
bros
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
cutting in front of me in line
self righteousness
trump
using IE6 (or IE8)
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
taking my stuff
stupidity
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
asking me to put a QR code on your website
stealing
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
playing dumb
telemarketing calls
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
being a douchebag
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
being rude
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
punching me in the face
not taking responsibility for your actions
lying
calling yourself a “social media expert”
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.