things that make me want to punch you in the face

unnecessary group facebook messages

racism

putting QR codes on your website

hitch balls

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

cutting me off in traffic

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

stealing

playing dumb

not following through with things you commit to

bros

bluetooth douche bags

being rude

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

punching me in the face

self righteousness

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

cutting in front of me in line

stupidity

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

being a douchebag

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

auto DM’s

punchintheface

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stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

taking my stuff

disrespecting others

calling yourself a “social media expert”

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

not listening

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

littering

lying

irresponsibility

not thinking about others around you

hurting my friends

telemarketing calls

those auto generated horoscope tweets

denying climate change

cheating

not taking responsibility for your actions

homophobia

using IE6 (or IE8)

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

not caring about others around you

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

asking me to put a QR code on your website

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

trump

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park