unnecessary group facebook messages
racism
putting QR codes on your website
hitch balls
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
cutting me off in traffic
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
stealing
playing dumb
not following through with things you commit to
bros
bluetooth douche bags
being rude
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
punching me in the face
self righteousness
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
cutting in front of me in line
stupidity
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
being a douchebag
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
auto DM’s
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stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
taking my stuff
disrespecting others
calling yourself a “social media expert”
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
not listening
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
littering
lying
irresponsibility
not thinking about others around you
hurting my friends
telemarketing calls
those auto generated horoscope tweets
denying climate change
cheating
not taking responsibility for your actions
homophobia
using IE6 (or IE8)
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
not caring about others around you
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
asking me to put a QR code on your website
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
trump
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park