auto DM’s
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
not thinking about others around you
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
littering
bluetooth douche bags
stealing
putting QR codes on your website
irresponsibility
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
not caring about others around you
cutting me off in traffic
telemarketing calls
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
homophobia
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
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unnecessary group facebook messages
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
not listening
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
bros
cutting in front of me in line
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
asking me to put a QR code on your website
punching me in the face
not following through with things you commit to
disrespecting others
taking my stuff
stupidity
those auto generated horoscope tweets
playing dumb
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
calling yourself a “social media expert”
using IE6 (or IE8)
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
not taking responsibility for your actions
being a douchebag
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
racism
being rude
self righteousness
trump
denying climate change
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
lying
cheating
hitch balls
hurting my friends