things that make me want to punch you in the face

racism

being a douchebag

littering

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

not following through with things you commit to

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

bluetooth douche bags

cheating

stupidity

bros

cutting me off in traffic

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

cutting in front of me in line

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

putting QR codes on your website

not thinking about others around you

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

those auto generated horoscope tweets

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

unnecessary group facebook messages

lying

denying climate change

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

calling yourself a “social media expert”

using IE6 (or IE8)

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

hurting my friends

disrespecting others

stealing

taking my stuff

punching me in the face

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

not listening

playing dumb

being rude

trump

auto DM’s

hitch balls

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

irresponsibility

not caring about others around you

self righteousness

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

not taking responsibility for your actions

asking me to put a QR code on your website

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

homophobia

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

telemarketing calls

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