cutting me off in traffic
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
bluetooth douche bags
cheating
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
irresponsibility
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
asking me to put a QR code on your website
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
disrespecting others
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
using IE6 (or IE8)
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
auto DM’s
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
trump
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
stupidity
hitch balls
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
being a douchebag
being rude
not taking responsibility for your actions
not following through with things you commit to
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
hurting my friends
self righteousness
stealing
not listening
littering
not caring about others around you
racism
punching me in the face
cutting in front of me in line
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
lying
putting QR codes on your website
telemarketing calls
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
homophobia
unnecessary group facebook messages
not thinking about others around you
bros
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
calling yourself a “social media expert”
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playing dumb
taking my stuff
those auto generated horoscope tweets
denying climate change
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying