things that make me want to punch you in the face

being rude

asking me to put a QR code on your website

littering

denying climate change

taking my stuff

cutting in front of me in line

disrespecting others

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

unnecessary group facebook messages

putting QR codes on your website

irresponsibility

cheating

lying

those auto generated horoscope tweets

stealing

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

not following through with things you commit to

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

self righteousness

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

using IE6 (or IE8)

punching me in the face

hitch balls

being a douchebag

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

not taking responsibility for your actions

homophobia

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

hurting my friends

trump

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

bluetooth douche bags

calling yourself a “social media expert”

bros

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

playing dumb

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

cutting me off in traffic

punchintheface

.

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

auto DM’s

not caring about others around you

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

not thinking about others around you

stupidity

not listening

telemarketing calls

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

racism