being rude
asking me to put a QR code on your website
littering
denying climate change
taking my stuff
cutting in front of me in line
disrespecting others
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
unnecessary group facebook messages
putting QR codes on your website
irresponsibility
cheating
lying
those auto generated horoscope tweets
stealing
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
not following through with things you commit to
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
self righteousness
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
using IE6 (or IE8)
punching me in the face
hitch balls
being a douchebag
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
not taking responsibility for your actions
homophobia
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
hurting my friends
trump
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
bluetooth douche bags
calling yourself a “social media expert”
bros
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
playing dumb
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
cutting me off in traffic
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adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
auto DM’s
not caring about others around you
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
not thinking about others around you
stupidity
not listening
telemarketing calls
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
racism