stupidity
littering
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
those auto generated horoscope tweets
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
unnecessary group facebook messages
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
auto DM’s
lying
cutting me off in traffic
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
bluetooth douche bags
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
not caring about others around you
telemarketing calls
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
self righteousness
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
being a douchebag
playing dumb
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
stealing
using IE6 (or IE8)
irresponsibility
hitch balls
bros
not thinking about others around you
cheating
racism
being rude
putting QR codes on your website
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
asking me to put a QR code on your website
taking my stuff
hurting my friends
homophobia
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
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not taking responsibility for your actions
disrespecting others
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
not following through with things you commit to
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
trump
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
punching me in the face
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
not listening
calling yourself a “social media expert”
denying climate change
cutting in front of me in line