things that make me want to punch you in the face

stupidity

littering

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

those auto generated horoscope tweets

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

unnecessary group facebook messages

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

auto DM’s

lying

cutting me off in traffic

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

bluetooth douche bags

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

not caring about others around you

telemarketing calls

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

self righteousness

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

being a douchebag

playing dumb

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

stealing

using IE6 (or IE8)

irresponsibility

hitch balls

bros

not thinking about others around you

cheating

racism

being rude

putting QR codes on your website

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

asking me to put a QR code on your website

taking my stuff

hurting my friends

homophobia

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

punchintheface

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not taking responsibility for your actions

disrespecting others

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

not following through with things you commit to

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

trump

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

punching me in the face

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

not listening

calling yourself a “social media expert”

denying climate change

cutting in front of me in line