calling yourself a “social media expert”
hitch balls
bros
auto DM’s
lying
those auto generated horoscope tweets
being rude
irresponsibility
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
cheating
disrespecting others
telemarketing calls
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
using IE6 (or IE8)
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
not caring about others around you
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
asking me to put a QR code on your website
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
hurting my friends
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
homophobia
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
stupidity
stealing
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
putting QR codes on your website
not taking responsibility for your actions
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
denying climate change
bluetooth douche bags
being a douchebag
not thinking about others around you
littering
punching me in the face
not listening
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
taking my stuff
racism
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
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cutting in front of me in line
self righteousness
not following through with things you commit to
cutting me off in traffic
playing dumb
unnecessary group facebook messages
trump