denying climate change
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
homophobia
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
littering
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
asking me to put a QR code on your website
cutting in front of me in line
taking my stuff
not listening
calling yourself a “social media expert”
hurting my friends
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
telemarketing calls
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
using IE6 (or IE8)
bluetooth douche bags
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
punching me in the face
not thinking about others around you
irresponsibility
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
self righteousness
lying
cheating
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
bros
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sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
trump
stealing
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
not caring about others around you
being a douchebag
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
those auto generated horoscope tweets
racism
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
unnecessary group facebook messages
playing dumb
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
not following through with things you commit to
disrespecting others
auto DM’s
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
hitch balls
stupidity
cutting me off in traffic
not taking responsibility for your actions
being rude
putting QR codes on your website
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car