things that make me want to punch you in the face

denying climate change

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

homophobia

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

littering

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

asking me to put a QR code on your website

cutting in front of me in line

taking my stuff

not listening

calling yourself a “social media expert”

hurting my friends

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

telemarketing calls

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

using IE6 (or IE8)

bluetooth douche bags

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

punching me in the face

not thinking about others around you

irresponsibility

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

self righteousness

lying

cheating

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

bros

punchintheface

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sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

trump

stealing

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

not caring about others around you

being a douchebag

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

those auto generated horoscope tweets

racism

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

unnecessary group facebook messages

playing dumb

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

not following through with things you commit to

disrespecting others

auto DM’s

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

hitch balls

stupidity

cutting me off in traffic

not taking responsibility for your actions

being rude

putting QR codes on your website

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car